Wednesday, December 8, 2010

The People Sitting Next To Me

I'm trying out a new, wonderful coffee shop tonight (duh!). It's finals week and I'm going stir crazy in the house, so I've decided to explore the wonderful coffee shops of Austin to get some studying done! Tonight I'm at Cherrywood and there is a HILARIOUS conversation going on next to me. There is a table of people talking about the Harry Potter movies (among other things) - but not in the way you would think! Normally people talk about it as if they were huge fans, these people are just ripping into the actors and saying the funniest things ever! I'm doing less studying and more eavesdropping! I almost want to ask them to speak up so I can hear them better! So, I figured I'd bring you a mix of what they are saying and things I've though up based on inspirations from their statements!
ENJOY! 


Can we bring up Neville and how he got hot?


It's infuriating how much Harry doesn't know about the wizarding world. He's been there for seven years now! He should have atleast read the Magic of Ministry book!


I'm upset that the twins kinda got ugly.


Who's that really handsome fellow and what's he doing in a Harry Potter movie?


That has to be a wig!


I have a total crush on the guy from the Harry Potter musical.


Ugh, I'm so over him and his "evil" thing.


Someone tried to tell me that Golden Compass was a better series than Harry Potter. Let's compare. A book where a young girl has sex in a field to save the world or wizards? Come on!


I try to model my work ethic after Albus Dumbledore. 


I wish they'd be less chatty and just get sh*t done. Come on Harry - evil wizard? Remember him?




And then they moved onto Glee:
Whenever they have the teachers sing and dance I literally go INSANE!


They want to have a successful show, so they've been writing to bring out the sluttier girls. 


My favorite part of the Dirty Dancing episode was: the whole time I kept thinking how Lea Michelle and I would have rocked it better.


Her face reflected her choice of outfit. Ugly and tacky...


I like watching Glee cuz sometimes I just want to feel stupid.




Love you to the mooooooon and back!!!

1 comment:

  1. Hahahahahaha. OMG. This totally made my day. I wish I was with you at that coffee shop, It would have been the perfect study break! I would have been a total creeper and asked to join their conversation :)

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